The past few months I've received a lot of emails, Insta DMs and in-person Qs about my blog. I've sorta ~blogged about it~ before, but that was, like, almost a year ago. So, here's a refresher. Some of the Qs I've been asked are as follows: Why and when did you start it? How can I start … Continue reading I have a chewed piece of gum on my desk.
Nose to the sky, we fly through the crisp December air splitting the clouds into millions of pieces. This setting is familiar. My legs sit on the plastic leather seat. Iced coffee to my right. The sky is painted with city lights that glimmer along the black horizon. A man made Milky Way. Where are … Continue reading Rainbow unicorn toast.
"What are your Inauguration plans?" Living in DC, the new home of our president-elect, this question is harder to avoid than most things. I have been trying to come to terms with this election ever since Trump unexpectedly became relevant in the midst of it all. For a while, his campaign felt like a trainwreck … Continue reading 12 anti-Trump things to do today if you just tryna chill~
Inspired by Mindy Kaling's book-because she's just the sh*t. Death. A morbid subject, yet inevitable to all. I have been to countless wakes and funeral in my lifetime, sadly. Distant cousins, grandmothers, an uncle to a friend of a friend who my dad knew on the board of directors for our youth basketball league. I mourned … Continue reading Here’s what I want my funeral to look like
Too often we define our lives by our disappointments. Our failed attempts to control things that simply can't be controlled. Our emotions, our heartbreaks, our "you're not good enough" stories. Too often we place the world on our shoulders, attempting to solve problems that simply can't be solved in the moment, or ever. We feel, … Continue reading Pain is inevitable, but so is happiness.
It's not you, Pinterest, it's me. Wait, no, it actually is you. You're a bully.
Happy Man Crush Monday my fellow #TB12 lovers. Aside from his face that has #blessed written all over it, this man has done it all, and I feel like I owe it to everyone to dedicate a blog post to the Zeus of the NFL. Here's a short list of the real reasons why Brady should be … Continue reading 11 Reasons Why Tom Brady Should Be Everyone’s #MCM
"Why didn't you write me? Why? It wasn't over for me, I waited for you for seven years. But now it's too late." "I wrote you 365 letters. I wrote you everyday for a year." "You wrote me?" "Yes... it wasn't over, it still isn't over" Sorry, ladies and gents. It is over. And it's … Continue reading Why I Never Answered Your Text
Happy Thanksgiving you filthy animals. I'm spending my Thanksgiving in Brooklyn with family, so to fight the FOMO about missing out on Thanksgiving Eve festivities with friends, I decided to do a bit of "social experiment," if that's what you'd like to call it. I only expected to do it to one or two guys, … Continue reading Tinder Conversations: NY Edition
Age is just a number...right? March 17, 2013. It was St. Patrick's Day in Boston, the day after my 20th birthday. A few friends and I trekked into the city to catch the parade, although the parade was hardly the center of our focus. We filled our styrofoam Dunkie's cups with strange concoctions, probably some combination of … Continue reading St. Patrick’s Day Collins