I don’t really know why you’re reading about me. Truly.
Maybe you’re nosy, or sitting on the toilet procrastinating your next daunting task at work. Anyways, I’m happy to have you here. I’d like to think my writing is pretty entertaining although I live a pretty “average” life…depending on what you consider to be average.
What the hell do people write about on here? I feel like I’m filling out a long dating profile about myself except I’m supposed to appeal to the masses instead the pool men in DC (or lack thereof) who are swiping through my dating profile. It’s exhausting, really. Feel bad for me.
Some fun facts about me I suppose. I hate pickles more than most things. I have a dog named Kevin who is my world (he will also respond to Honey Bear, Moo, MooMa, and Cutie Bug). During the day–and most nights, sometimes well into the morning–I run a marketing agency ~entrepreneur lyfe~.
I bartend on the side to pay my exceeding insulin bills to fund my chronic condition in Trump America. Traveling and is the bomb.com and I am HERE for this electric scooter trend. I date a lot of shitty guys (~4eva single~) which actually became the premise of this blog. Outside of wasting my time on these men and scootering around the city, I like most things that women in their twenties enjoy–besides bottomless brunch, don’t @ me, I just can’t keep up anymore. I haven’t done anything particularly extraordinary…yet. Working on the student loan debt first.
Where did the name come from? Well. I’m Beth…and I live in the District (of Columbia). This blog has gone through a few different names, but I wanted to kind of tie all aspects of my life together. Gone are the days of me really giving a shit if someone finds this blog via my LinkedIn lolz.
What to expect here? Come here to laugh (or cry) at my expense, relate to my totally #relatable stories, know where take your first date in DC or how to find a peace of mind in a world that is sorta shitty sometimes. Or maybe you found me through a slue of narcissistic Instagram posts on my feed and wanted to find out if I had any substance to me. That’s cool too. I’m just someone who always likes to write and keep it real.
Again, I don’t really know why you’re reading about me, but I pretty much always have something to say, and this is a good outlet for me without annoying the f out of my friends. Enjoy.